1. Fred and George Weasley vs. Crabbe and Goyle
Fred and George. With all the stuff up their sleeves (and pockets), they'd beat the crap out of them. They can actually think too.
2. Luna Lovegood vs. Sybil Trelawney
Luna. Just cause she's more awesome.
3. Fenrir Greyback vs. Bill Weasley and Remus Lupin
Bill and Remus. Fenrir has them beat in ferocity, but payback can give one strength you never thought you had.
4. The Fat Lady vs. Mrs. Black
Man, that's a toughie. Can I say Sir Cadogan? No? Then....ah....Mrs. Black. She'd aggravate The Fat Lady so much that she'd leave her portrait. Mrs. Black doesn't have that luxury.
5. Colin and Dennis Creevey vs. Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia
Yesh, I say Vernon and Petunia. As small as Colin and Dennis are, Vernon could just throw them outside and the deed would be done.
In RL news, I am now a high school graduate. YAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The program went along smoothly until they got to Jessica. It seems that English teacher in charge of the speeches forgot to put hers up there. It was a huge goof and horribly embarrassing for her. Now, Jessica hates the valedictorian, Shante, because she suspects that she knew her GPA and took steps at the last moment to beat her. She also hates the powers-that -be because she suspects it was one on purpose sice they found another copy of her speech quickly. She refused to say it for understandable reasons. She's also moody, even when I tried to talk to her. Back to being treated like an old shoe, I suppose. -___-'
For my part, it went fine. I didn't even cry when we got our diplomas; I was grinning from ear to ear. I'm going to a cookout at my dad's house in a little while. Good thing too, 'cause I'm starving.
Class of '07, rejoice!